It appears I may have been to harsh to my friend Nick.I compared his naked body, which I have not even seen, to a cherub lawn ornament.
I said he could dress as Princess Leia in Jabba's lair by stringing two garbage can lids together to form a bra and sewing two bedsheets together to make a skirt.
These were very unkind things to say to anyone, let alone someone who has been killed by penguins, lived briefly as a ghost, and been resurrected by a mad shaman in the course of two days. Thus, I sincerely apologize for any pain I may have caused my friend Nick. I hope he forgives me.
An apology, in haiku form:
Nick, I was cruel
I insulted your physique
That was uncalled for
