The Hot Dog King, that is.
In a tightly contested race, Dilf (center) defeated Al Gato (left) and SYSM (right) in the hot dog eating contest held at today’s Cubs game, retaining the crown he won in the last outing.
The contest (and the less consequential baseball game) were held to kick off the weekend wedding celebration of B.A. and the Queen of the Harpies.
His hard-fought victory earned him a t-shirt, as pictured. Here is what the shirt says:
I am so proud to be Mrs. Hot Dog King. Does that make me the Hot Dog Queen?
Anyway, best wishes to B.A. and the Queen of the Harpies, whose union I will gladly witness on Sunday. Hopefully, I will be able to produce embarrassing photos from the reception.
