Dilf will be Adam, and since he can/has already grown the requisite facial hair, he's all set.
I, on the other hand, must find the correct mustache or mustache/goatee combination. This goal is proving tougher to reach than initially anticipated. I have encountered many interesting websites in the course of my search. One of them featured a curious amount of meat-related products.
One could buy a meat shower curtain:
With a matching meat shower cap:
And a meat bath mat to complete the ensemble:
Also, bacon-scented and T-bone steak-scented air fresheners:
And, finally, bacon bandages:
This website is oh, so much more than meat. But I'm not sharing it with you because I might need it later, and I don't want to spoil the surprise.
