Dilf and I Have Chosen Our Halloween Costumes
We are dressing as:

Dilf will be Adam, and since he can/has already grown the requisite facial hair, he's all set.

I, on the other hand, must find the correct mustache or mustache/goatee combination. This goal is proving tougher to reach than initially anticipated. I have encountered many interesting websites in the course of my search. One of them featured a curious amount of meat-related products.

One could buy a meat shower curtain:

With a matching meat shower cap:

And a meat bath mat to complete the ensemble:

Also, bacon-scented and T-bone steak-scented air fresheners:

And, finally, bacon bandages:

This website is oh, so much more than meat. But I'm not sharing it with you because I might need it later, and I don't want to spoil the surprise.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

Now, who wants cupcakes?

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