It's amazing how the human mind works. I've been visiting Slappy the Evil Ventriloquist Dummy a lot lately, and it's been reminding me of when I was in labor with Ubergirl Younger.I went into labor on a Friday in 2003. For the better part of the day, it was minor cramping. Toward the evening, the pain started and I asked for an epidural.
By 9 p.m., I was seriously hurting, epidural or no epidural. "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit" was on; that's the one where they deal with sex crimes. At the start of the program, a duffle bag was found on a bus. Dilf wondered what a duffle bag could possibly have to do with a sex crime.
Through my pain, I said, "Maybe someone molested a ventriloquist dummy."
Shortly after that, at 10 p.m., weighing an impressive 10 lbs. 2 oz., Ubergirl Younger made her earthly debut.
So you see, that's why ventriloquist dummies remind me of childbirth.
