Dilf: Disposer of Carcasses and Hillbilly Underwear
If I ever complain about my princely husband, will somebody please utter the phrase "Hillbilly Underwear" to bring me back to reality?

In addition to various half-cat jobs, Dilf today faced an unimaginable horror: our house's previous owner's underwear behind the dryer.

Now, that discovery and subsequent removal would be unpleasant under normal circumstances. Given the alcoholic, Marlboro chain-smoking, garbage-collecting, white trash person from whom we purchased this house, and whom had been wearing the tighty whities in question, this is nothing short of heroism.

Dilf, I salute you! Did you wash your hands? Good.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

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