Oh no! Our intrepid hero's horse has been stolen by a deranged David Soul!
It seems after his last outburst at the grocery store*, he was sent to our nation's first private psychiatric hospital, which was founded by Quakers in 1813.
Good-hearted Cowboy Nick decided to pay him a friendly visit, but instead of chatting about Gran Torinos and playing Pinochle, that impetuous has-been knocked our boy Nick clean out of the saddle and stole his faithful mare Sugar Pie!
Does anyone know where we can find that no-talent bum? We better find him before he stirs up a whole heap of trouble. That varmint's plum loco!
*This is a continuation of my previous David Soul Fan Fiction.
