I apologize. I have been remiss. I neglected to inform you of the Turkey Testicle Festival which took place in my very own home state of Illinois a few weeks ago.
They have a theme song, which you can find on the website.
They have a charity "Run for the Nuts."
They spend the afternoon eating what they call "Deep Fried Delights."
And 2005 was their 25th year, their "Silver Anniversary!"
Don't worry; it will come again next year, the second Saturday in October. Mark your calendars.
