Brooke, I am only doing this because I love you:

[A is for age:]
I was born in the wagon of a traveling show
My momma had to dance for the money they’d throw

[B is for booze of choice]
Barbella (sambuca and Cointreau)

[C is for career]
Malcontent

[D is for your dog's name:]
I have a cat.

[E is for essential items you use everyday:]
Coffee and toilet paper

[F is for favorite song(s) at the moment:]
Fanny Shake Polka

[G is for favorite games:]
Leave Mommy Alone She’s Taking a Bath

[H is for hometown:]
Woodridge, IL. For those in the know, that’s where the Wilton headquarters is located!

[I is for instruments you play:]
I used to play the piano, but I haven’t tickled the ivories in a while

[J is for jam or jelly you like:]
I like preserves, any flavor. I don’t like jelly that much.

[K is for kids?]
2 UberGirlies!

[L is for last kiss?:]
I get kissed a lot.

[M is for most admired trait:]
You’d have to ask my admirers.

[N is for name of your crush:]
Dilf. And every other man that reads this blog. But mostly Dilf.

[O is for overnight hospital stays:]
Two girlies, two hospital stays.

[P is for phobias:]
Parallel parking

[Q is for quotes you like:]
"Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this." -- Tony Soprano

[R is for biggest regret:]
The Evil One and anything to do with him (that’s my first husband)

[S is for sweets of your choice:]
Whipped cream. It makes anything good, better.

[T is for time you wake up:]
It varies now that Dilf works from home. 7:30, on average.

[U is for underwear:]
Yes.

[V is for vegetables you love:]
I love almost all vegetable, and tolerate the rest. I love cauliflower, but it doesn’t love me.

[W is for worst habit:]
Procrastination and avoidance

[X is for x-rays you've had:]
Dental, many. Other, my ankle when I was 5.

[Y is for yummy food you make:]
Dilf? Care to answer?

[Z is for zodiac sign:]
I am a Virgo (September 16th).