Here's a story the Cake Man didn't want you to know:
Snack Cake Gate Shocks Patch Sprint World.
"it is important that all Americans, especially children, know about the dangers of snack cake use. We need to better understand the steps the Patch Sprint is taking to get a handle on the snack cake issue, and whether news of those steps, and the public health danger posed by snack cake use, is reaching America's youth."
The youth, people. He and his cronies are targeting our nation's youth, unless we stand up and do something about it.
