The National Cupcake Liberation Army (NCLA).I've also alerted these ladies to the situation. As you can see, we clearly have better cleavage on our team. Something you guys might want to consider, when choosing who to support in this war.
I leave you with the NCLA manifesto:
"All too long Cupcakes have been oppressed. Made to live a life of perversion, subversion, and mirtersion. We, The National Cupcake Liberation Army, seek equality for the Cupcakes, and freedom for Cupcakes from the tyranny of the United States of Frosting (USF). Our aims are thrice. Firstly, overthrow the inefficient and corrupt bureaucracy of the USF that uses Cupcakes as a cheap form of unskilled menial labor. Secondly, the right to equality and freedom for all Cupcakes, regardless of sprinkle color. Finally, to organize an independent Cupcake nation in southeastern Sakskatchewan, in an area known as Cupcaketopia. We are non-aggressive in our methods for achieving our goals. Rather, we use civil disobediance, picket lines, and lathered babboons as our chief method of achievement. Come my Brothers! Come my Sisters! Come my Cupcake allies! Together we shall find FREEDOM!"
We will fight the corrupt King of Cake to the last drop of batter in our bowls.
