I was thinking of taking a few days off, due to general boredom. But Anonymous clearly needs me around, so here I am.
I read an interesting article about the upcoming Mexican elections. It seems the electing public cares deeply about the size of the candidates' cojones. I think that's fantastic! We should elect our politicians solely based on the penis size (male) or breast size (female) of the person running for office – any surgically-enhanced candidates will be automatically disqualified. Voters will have one decision to make: who has the more fantastically porportioned body part(s)?
Chicks with Dicks will be automatically elected to the Senate.
Just think -- no more arguments or tiresome debates about policy. Imagine how drastically the voting percentage will go up! I think this idea has real potential. I think it should be the standard throughout the world.
