Vegans have voted Prince the Sexiest Vegan Male.
I beg you to reconsider, vegans. Prince may or may not be a male, but he is most assuredly NOT sexy. I submit the following reasons for my argument, in no particular order:
• He is a has-been
• He wears high heels, ruffled blouses, halter tops, and other articles of women's clothing, some of which don't even look good on women
• He looks utterly ridiculous on a motorcycle; it is WAY too big for him
• He never smiles
• He exudes creepiness
• His hair is ridiculous
• He makes weird noises
• He's a pompous ass
• He's getting pretty old, isn't he?
• His pants are too tight, and often shiny
• He wears doilies
• He's whiny
• Ewww. Just, ewww
• He keeps changing his name. What's up with that?
Really, people. Was this the best you could do? You're not going to win converts to your lifestyle by offering up Prince as your sexiest male.
