• UberYounger wandering aimlessly up and down the hallway
• My bladder
• The death rattle of Dilf's cell phone as it ran out of juice atop his dresser
• Birds singing. Especially the one who sings, "Bee-Boo." pause. pause. pause. pause. pause. "Bee-Boo." Will someone please mate with that thing, already? Sheesh.
• Miss Muffin, who wanted to go outside to chew on delicious, delicious birds. I hope she catches the one who goes "Bee-Boo."
• My brain, which wouldn't stop chattering nonsense.
