I was going to write about disturbing social issues or the inner workings of my increasingly frightening psyche today, but all of that nonsense faded away when I saw this in this morning's paper.
Do you know who that is???!!! It's our very own beloved Mr. Importantness!!! In the newspaper! Well, he's been in the newspaper for several weeks now, producing his comic strip. But that in no way dampens my enthusiasm to find him on the FRONT PAGE of the Tempo Section. With pictures. Including one of him as a wee little Master Importantness.
I'm saving this paper so he can autograph it. Maybe I'll have him dip his ass cheeks in ink and press them onto the paper for good measure.
