I stole this from B.A.
"Since when did Nancy stop waxing her facial hair and start driving a truck?" "She caught Lesbianism from a public toilet."
"I didn't know Charlie was into ballet." "His name is 'Charles' now. He caught gay from his college roommate last year. We thought it would clear up, but no."
Dangerous. Contagious. Like smallpox, only invisible.
Be careful. Very careful.
