If at all possible, DON'T wear a shirt
Even with overalls
Especially not when DANCING
But if you MUST wear a shirt, make it SHINY
Patrick also has fashion advice regarding pants -- dance pants, lycra pants, tight acid-wash jeans -- but I don't think the world is ready for those images yet. Oh, wait, one more thing:
The proper undergarments are vital to any look. Good advice, Patrick!
