My fellow Chicagoans, please don't let this temporary setback get you down. Remember the Michael Jordan years? The running of the Bulls? The dynasty of NBA championships and civic pride? The Scottie Pippen Horace Grant Bill Cartwright John Paxson and I'm forgetting someone era?
That era began with losses. So buck up, bunky. This isn't an end, it's a beginning. A beginning of crazy snack-filled post-Christmas playoff parties. Every year. Until the Übergirlies graduate from high school.
We're not sniveling little wimps who can't handle a little setback. We're Chicagoans.
