And that's how I came across ... him.

[I pause to sigh, and enjoy the pleasant fluttering sensations in my stomach]
He's dreamy. Donnie Osmond-in-purple-socks dreamy. Dirk Benedict-as-Starbuck dreamy. Very nearly Shaun Cassidy-as-a-Hardy Boy dreamy.
I'm floating on air.
[Don't worry, Dilf. It's just a phase.]