More Really Bad Poetry
Don't wrestle on the stairs!
What would happen if you fell down?
Don't play on the stairs!
You're sure to wear a frown.

Elder, where are your shoes?
Did you look in the shoe cubby?
Or in the basket by the door?
Are they in your room?
On the closet floor?
Elder, where are your shoes?

I really like my black bra
I wish it was clean
My black bra fits so nicely
And makes me happy
And looks good under this dress
I really like my black bra
I wish it was clean
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