Instead, I got mired in a discussion about Alton Brown's hair in the new Welch Grape Juice commercials. It surprised me to find people who care so passionately about Mr. Brown. It's... kinda creepy.
Anyway, a sampling of comments from this site:
"I'm not a fan of Alton's new long-haired look. He's taking on the air of a Wylie Dufresne or creepy Law & Order SVU child-molester-suspect."
"Creepy hair!!!!
He went from geeky suave to creepy aging dude. This may as well be a prune juice ad :/"
"His hair is pedophiliscious."
Note to Dilf: keep your hair short, please.
