My friend wants to write a screenplay with me. We sat down and came up with a basic plan for what could be a perfectly marketable movie. But that's just the problem; I can't write it because it's not a story I feel like telling.
To replace it, I've been trying to come up with a story I DO feel like telling, but I'm having a really hard time.
I don't want to sit there and gripe like some kind of Andy Rooney with tits, nor do I want to write an unrealistic piece of sentimental claptrap. I don't want to write some heavy-handed moralistic fable, either.
What do I want to write?
What do people want to see?
What do I want to say?
What will people find entertaining?
I am at a loss, so I keep writing stream of consciousness, hoping something will come to me. But it doesn't.
So. Anything interesting happen to you that I can exploit into a major motion picture? Or a small indie pic? Anything? Anyone?
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area
If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.
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Location: Chicago Area
If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.
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