Buzz, Buzz, Buzz
Terribly important things are buzzing through my head. Some of them are quite depressing, like this.

Actually, a lot of trivial things are stuck in there, too.

But I have only a few more days of Nablopomo, so... today shall be bad haiku/poetry day.

my dog is smelly
but she hates to take a bath
and she weighs a lot

oh, potato chips
why must you be so tasty?
you are bad for me

Fritos are the devil's toenails
I hear Satan's laughter in my head with every crunch
Lured to our demise by delicious madness
Will this foul temptation never end?

Thursday is garbage day
no matter where I roam
it seems the trash cans must go out
whether rubbermaid or chrome
what strange coincidence compels
that every home I seek
the garbage sits nightly upon the curb
in the middle of the week

Things I need to buy include
votive candles
bags of candy
something for dinner tonight


Stop bothering me, dog!
I'm not walking you in the rain
Stop bothering me, dog!
You really are a pain
Stop bothering me, dog!
You had something to eat
Stop bothering me, dog!
I'm not giving you a treat

(oh, alright...)
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

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