10.13.2005
I Tell You Things You Never Want to Hear
I know you've never wondered what a Vulvan penis looks like, but I will tell you anyway.

Now, you can read it yourself by clicking here, but I must warn you it is unpleasant and creepy.



Or, you can trust my description: It's like a Chinese yo-yo; you know, the novelty paper ones that telescope out and back with a flick of your wrist? Yeah, apparently it's like that. Just so you know.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area



If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

Now, who wants cupcakes?


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