I know you've never wondered what a Vulvan penis looks like, but I will tell you anyway.Now, you can read it yourself by clicking here, but I must warn you it is unpleasant and creepy.
Or, you can trust my description: It's like a Chinese yo-yo; you know, the novelty paper ones that telescope out and back with a flick of your wrist? Yeah, apparently it's like that. Just so you know.
