I Tell You Things You Never Want to Hear
I know you've never wondered what a Vulvan penis looks like, but I will tell you anyway.

Now, you can read it yourself by clicking here, but I must warn you it is unpleasant and creepy.

Or, you can trust my description: It's like a Chinese yo-yo; you know, the novelty paper ones that telescope out and back with a flick of your wrist? Yeah, apparently it's like that. Just so you know.
Name: Übermilf
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If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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