Hello, This is Dilf!*
When Dilf is stressed out, he sleepwalks and sleeptalks.

He started a new job yesterday, so last night I was awakened by Dilf belting out, in his "businessy" voice, "Hello, this is Dilf!**" into our TV remote control at 2:17 a.m. I know that's what time it was, because I looked at the clock.

Of course, that is better than the time he was trying to clear my paper tray in the middle of the night.

*Dilf does not resemble Urkel in any way, shape or form. I just liked the sleepwalking picture.

**Dilf used his real name during his nocturnal ramblings. I just used "Dilf" so you'd know whom I meant.
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