I'm going to mix myself a nice cocktail and relax.
Aah, that's better.
Now that my palate is cleansed...
I wish I could remember the name or even the channel of a program Dilf and I were watching the other night.
It was meant to be an informational health show of some sort, but we turned it off when the guy said that doorways were essentially giant vaginas, so that basically the act of entering a room was sexual.
I couldn't put much faith into any of his science after that. But I'm sure he goes through life with a smile on his face.
