Don't Wear Wednesday: Skinny Leg Jeans

Okay, this week's entry may cause some controversy, but as someone who survived the dreaded stirrup-pants and leggings of the mid- to late-eighties, I must warn against this trend.

In fact, I think the skinny jeans are even worse, because they have less give than the more forgiving stretchy fabric of yore. I'm not a doctor, but I think wearing these pants could kill you.

Also, the only people I have ever seen with legs this skinny have been under the age of 18, in the hospital, or married to my friend Mrs. Kathy. Thus, if you are more than 5 years past puberty, healthy, or not named Jeff, you shouldn't wear these. For your own good.

I'm only trying to help.
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