1.You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name. What is it?
Fresca Joan Sanchez

2.You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead.
Wait, are they dead while I’m there? Or do I go back in time to when they’re still alive? Please clarify.

3.You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
The Desperate Barflies

4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What would it be?
A “Do Not Enter” Sign on my ass.

5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, ad infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
“Lovin’ You… is easy ‘cause you’re beautiful. And every day of my life, is (something) because of you. La la la la la…La la la la la”

6. You are leaving your state/province. What state do you move to?
Do I have an infinite amount of money? Because that would factor into my decision. Again, please clarify.

7. You are leaving your country, where would you move?
Ireland. But I like France, too.

8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
The dictionary

9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
The Blues Brothers

10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?
Bird: Duck. Insect: Lightening bug Mammal: Elephant

11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?
1997

12. Which year(s) would you least like to relive?
1993-1996

13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
1950’s.

14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.
No.

15. You get to return to the past (using that handy dandy time machine we were talking about before) and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who no longer lives. Who do you pick?
Buddy Holly

16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
Password

17. You are given $1 million dollars but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
Doctors Without Borders

18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you ban?
Proactive. Wait, that’s not really a word. Synergy.

19. You can have 100 million dollars tax-free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
No. That wouldn’t give me all that much time, anyways.

20. There is no number 20.