But this year a new crop of sexy costumes has arisen. While I cringe at the erotic versions of Raggedy Ann, Holly Hobbie, and (egads!) Care Bears, today I'd like to address the issue of the unmistakably non-erotic being transformed into the ludicrously erotic. I know costumes are meant to be fantasy, but these stretch the realm of possibility to ridiculous extremes. Observe:




Even my chosen profession is not immune:

I'm waiting for next year's scantily-clad truck driver, ditch digger and lunch lady costumes. I've always thought hair nets were sexy.