
Today I see the doctor about my troubling thyroid. I am going to march into the office and perform my best Vinnie Barbarino impression: Gimme drugs, gimme drugs.
Expect the quality and quantity of my blog posts to improve dramatically. Or not.
In other good news, our government is protecting us from wines with bad integrity. We may have polluted ground water and decreasing air quality and substandard Chinese goods may kill a few toddlers here or senior heart patients there, but wine enthusiasts will NOT be defrauded under the Bush government.
I feel so protected.