Weak Poetry Week
Please Stop ANNOYING Me
Go away dog
The cat was right about you
You can be a nuisance

Go away dog
I can't walk down the stairs
With you under my feet

Go away dog
People don't want your nose
In their crotches

Go away dog
I can't take you for a walk
Until Younger goes to school

Go away dog
I want my fucking space!

And you know who else is annoying?
That John guy who comments
on Nick and Todd's blogs

It's SOOO NOT 79 Degrees Outside
It was so freakin' hot, and so I was glad
To hear that the rain should bring coolness
But after it rained, I only was mad
Instead it was steamy. They fooled us!

When I awoke, I was sure they would change
The forecast to include the heat
But they still say highs in the 70's range
And so Tommy Skillet should be beat

Also I was shocked to see that John McCain not only lives in my neighborhood, but molests people with special needs
. I'm pretty sure it's not the same person, though. As the guy running for president. Although, he DOES own all those houses, so ONE of them could be... nah. He doesn't play the guitar.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

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