The Rules
1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Write six random things about yourself.
4. Tag six people at the end of your post and link to them.
5. Let each person know they’ve been tagged and leave a comment on their blog.
6. Let the tagger know when your entry is up.
So, six random things:
1. I was named Outstanding Senior in Social Studies when I graduated from Downers Grove South in 1987. (Yes, I now live in Downers Grove once again. By choice, even!) My picture was on the wall of the school and everything -- even after I graduated! I'm a Downers Grove celebrity! Like Denise Richards and Randy "Macho Man" Savage!
2. Miss Muffin left in October and never came home, and I still look for her when I open the door. I think someone stole her, but they won't come clean. Cat napper!
3. I don't bear many scars from my abusive first marriage, but I still remember that asshole haranguing me about the correct way to hang the toilet paper roll. Now, deliberately hang it the "wrong" way sometimes, out of sheer defiance. Dilf has yet to notice, I think. Nor care.
4. I find the music on Kids Place Live very soothing. It takes me to a happy place. Don't judge me.
5. I am constantly torn between wanting to be less negative and wanting to tell the truth.
6. I am constantly torn between the realization that fashion is total bullshit and wanting to wear pretty clothes.
Am I done now? Can I go?
Oh, wait. Six people: Randal, Dean, Nick (like he'll do it), Brooke (like she'll do it), Darth Roker (he'll do it, he's a blog whore), Todd (will he do it?)
