I'm only back home for a week. A week, people. And the lunatics of my little town were determined not to disappoint me by acting normal.
Specifically, this guy is back in the news this week. You remember him, right? Naked, covered in baby powder, passed out in his neighbor's bushes?
He's been going shopping, it seems.
"Reardon was allegedly seen twice walking in the nude — once, walking north on Forest Avenue and Havens Court holding two bags of groceries and the second time walking south on Earlston Road and 40th Street."
I must know where he bought the groceries. And if they have a surveillance camera.
