
Yes, Our Miss Brooke is another year more fabulous today! She has requested Viggo Mortensen. Now, as resourceful as I am, I am unable to comply fully with her request. Unless she means the pet donkey I found, whom somebody named Viggo. But she clearly provided a picture of what she wanted -- a PIECE of ass, not AN ass.
However, in lieu of the actual Mr. Mortensen, someone may want to send her
a book of his poetry or a CD of his music. I fear that may be as unsatisfactory as when my sisters purchased a
Shaun Cassidy record album for me on my 9th birthday.