Carrot Top has a fan. In this picture, he seems as shocked as the rest of us to hear it.It seems Carrot Top's fan has been busy visiting the many blogs that mock Mr. Top, and has finally gotten around to commenting on mine.
Ironically, I thought a distaste for Carrot Top was something we could all rally around; a unifying force in a country torn by dissent. Nay, I was wrong. Here's what the fan had to say (anonymously, of course):
"TO YOU WHO DOES NOT REQUEST THAT YOU HEAR FOR CARROT TOP FANS YOU NEED TO DO BETTER RESEARCH. FOR A MAN WHO HAS BEN DOGGED BY THE PUBLIC FOR 15 YEARS HE DOES MORE GOOD THAN YOU COULD DREAM OF DOING YOUR SELF LOOK UP ALL THE CHAIRITYS HE GIVES TO THEN YOU CALL THEM UP AND DOG THE MAN WHO HAS HELPED THEM. AND HEAR WHAT THEY TOO HAVE TO SAY"
I did not correct for grammar or spelling. That would ruin the authenticity.
At first, I thought it was Nick or Calzone or somebody playing a little joke on me. But it's not.
He came here, huffy, from another Carrot Top-mocking blog, where he extolled Mr. Top's fine physique two days ago.
Like the irate David Soul fans, Carrot Top's fan throws up the charitable donations as proof of his worth. How do I know he's not doing it for the tax deductions needed because he is so grossly overcompensated for annoying the general public? No, I will not back down from this fight. Carrot Top is creepier looking and less talented than Howie Mandel. And that, my friends, is saying something.
