Tits, Fritz and Miss Kendra have decided to break my heart. But I don't need them! There are more than three fish in the sea!
Okay, ladies, who wants to date me? Pants? Brooke? Mel and LoLo again? I could meet Loz and Miss Knit in Australia.
I'm not going to let this get me down. Now that I know I don't look like Phillip Seymour Hoffman, the world is my oyster.
Who wants to date the Übermilf? Don't be shy!
