I have a way to diffuse the current nuclear crisis with North Korea with minimal cost to U.S. taxpayers, while allowing midget madman Kim Jong II to save face.
Tell him we'll let him poke our "national giant", Todd, with a stick in exchange for giving up his nukes. He can broadcast it on North Korean TV if he wants. True, he'll need a ladder, but I'm sure they could use camera angles to obscure that fact.
Todd says he will charge between 1 and 10 million dollars to allow Kim Jong II to poke him with a stick. I think that's actually a bargain, don't you?
