Friday Feature Will Return Later. But Now...
The dog ate an entire stick of butter yesterday, wrapper and all. I need new car mats in the back seat. Those two statements are related.

Dilf is coming home tonight, and since I have been crisis-managing and playing online Scrabble all week, I have much to do before he comes home. I don't want him turning his own wife into DCFS for unfit mothering.

Thus, the story of two creepy butchers offering Double Post and me a free sample of their sausages will have to wait until later. So, for now...

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