I forgot to mention I got arrested recently. How I wound up in Seattle, I'll never know, but that's beside the point. The point is, be careful who's fake ID you steal, because that person could have warrants.
Wait, maybe the point is NEVER sing Coldplay in public, especially "Yellow."
No, the point is I was mistaken for a 21-year-old, although I am insulted they called me a "hippie girl."
I should punch whoever called me that.
