Dr. Zaius Is a Jerk.

Stupid Dr. Zaius is making me do a stupid meme and I'm supposed to post the stupid rules. Here they are:

  • The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
  • Each player answers the questions about himself or herself.
  • At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog.
I'm only going to follow rules one and two. What are you gonna do about it, Zaius?

1. Ten years ago I was:

A newlywed desperately trying to come to terms with Titanic's multiple Oscar

2. Five Things on Today's To Do List:

  • Figure out why my stomach hurts
  • Vacuum dog hair
  • Feed family
  • Laundry
  • Do Dr. Zaius's stupid meme

3. Things I'd do if I were a billionaire

Pay my bills.

4. Three Bad Habits

  • Letting the world's sorry state get to me
  • Procrastination
  • Allowing Dr. Zaius to boss me around

5. Five Places I've lived

I've always lived within 25 miles of where I was born. I am depressed now.

6. Five Jobs I've had in life:

  • Pizza maker
  • Sales clerk
  • Writer (newsletters, press releases, advertising copy, research and development reports, manuals ... nothing exciting like a novel or a movie script)
  • Mommy
  • Oh yeah. between "sales clerk" and "writer," insert "bank teller."

Stupid smelly orangutan.
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