Stupid Dr. Zaius is making me do a stupid meme and I'm supposed to post the stupid rules. Here they are:
- The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
- Each player answers the questions about himself or herself.
- At the end of the post, the player then tags five people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog.
1. Ten years ago I was:
A newlywed desperately trying to come to terms with Titanic's multiple Oscar
nominations.
2. Five Things on Today's To Do List:
- Figure out why my stomach hurts
- Vacuum dog hair
- Feed family
- Laundry
- Do Dr. Zaius's stupid meme
3. Things I'd do if I were a billionaire
Pay my bills.
4. Three Bad Habits
- Letting the world's sorry state get to me
- Procrastination
- Allowing Dr. Zaius to boss me around
5. Five Places I've lived
I've always lived within 25 miles of where I was born. I am depressed now.
6. Five Jobs I've had in life:
- Pizza maker
- Sales clerk
- Writer (newsletters, press releases, advertising copy, research and development reports, manuals ... nothing exciting like a novel or a movie script)
- Mommy
- Oh yeah. between "sales clerk" and "writer," insert "bank teller."
Stupid smelly orangutan.