I hate hot weather. Especially hot, sticky weather that feels like you're drinking in sweaty sludge every time you take a breath. I will not pass judgement on people who choose comfort over style in the summer.
However.
Some things don't go well together, and are easily avoided. Everyone knows not to wear socks with sandals (right, Dilf?):
I would also add, don't use sweatpants as a swimsuit cover-up if it emphasizes a round tummy:
No sport coats with shorts (Is this a sport coat? This outfit is just wierd.):
And finally, a man who has it all: beer, matching beer belly, sweat-stained t-shirt, and dirty feet. I said I wouldn't judge:
