For one, unlike some people, I am not 43. I am ... less than that.
Two, I would never drive drunk. That is much too ambitious for me.
Three, I don't drink until late ate night. At least dinnertime. Most days. Unless it's summertime. Or some sort of holiday. What time is it now?
Four, I do not live in Florida.
So, the only thing I have in common is wearing my pajamas all day long and getting drunk. Hardly enough to cause confusion, one would think. And as long as I don't live in China, no one is going to arrest me for wearing my pajamas all day. So GET OFF MY BACK already.
I have to go grocery shopping. We're out of milk. Lousy kids. Can't I just water down the half and half I put in my coffee?
