Clearing my name. Not my reputation, but my name.
I would like to state what should be obvious to most people, yet still seems to be causing some confusion: I am NOT the woman in this news story.

For one, unlike some people, I am not 43. I am ... less than that.

Two, I would never drive drunk. That is much too ambitious for me.

Three, I don't drink until late ate night. At least dinnertime. Most days. Unless it's summertime. Or some sort of holiday. What time is it now?

Four, I do not live in Florida.

So, the only thing I have in common is wearing my pajamas all day long and getting drunk. Hardly enough to cause confusion, one would think. And as long as I don't live in China, no one is going to arrest me for wearing my pajamas all day. So GET OFF MY BACK already.

I have to go grocery shopping. We're out of milk. Lousy kids. Can't I just water down the half and half I put in my coffee?
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

If being easily irritated, impatient and rebellious is sexy, then call me MILF -- Übermilf.

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Perverts, scram. There's nothing for you here.

Now, who wants cupcakes?

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