Flash Fiction Friday: No Title and Very Little Story
Flash Fiction Friday, starter sentence in blue. My apologies to all other participants (except Randal) for its total shittiness. You all deserve better. Except Randal. I just haven't been feeling my muse lately.

"I am not supposed to remember any of this."
At least, that's what the soap operas tell me, and they don't lie, right?

Okay, all I have to do is smash my head somehow, and I will forget all the events of the past 72 hours. I will pass out, and when I wake up, I will assume a new identity.

In just a little while, those pictures won't matter a bit. Even if they DO show up on the internet.

First, I ditch my purse in a dumpster. I take the cash.

Second, I start driving. I dump the rental car.

I hail cab. I tell the driver to take me as far as $60 will allow.

I get out.

I walk into alley. I start hitting self with bricks, bottles, various bits of debris.

I fail to accomplish anything other than pain, blood and dirt on my face.

I sit on the ground and sob.

I don't know who's fault this is, but I'm sure it's not mine.
Name: Übermilf
Location: Chicago Area

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